kiss on the ear-i'm horny

kiss on the cheek-we're friends

kiss on the hand-i adore you

kiss on the shoulder-i want you

kiss on the lips-i love you

holding hands-we can learn to love each other

a wink-lets get it on

slap on the butt-watch out

playing with the ear-i cant live without you

arms around the waist-i love you too much to let go

pulling hairon head-tell me you love me

looking in each others eyes-lets get romantic

holding on tight-dont let go

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JaNuArY:

20th-Josh Whiting  

FeBrUaRy:

MaRcH:

21st-Wayne Smith

ApRiL:

10th-Nathan Matthews

20th Beau Peters 

MaY:

JuNe:

5th-Meagan McNeair

6th-Holly Fanklin

13th-Grace Roberts

18th-Rhys Smith  

JuLy:

10th-Tim Whiting

12th-Melissa Whiting

AuGuSt:

3rd-Coby Bialas

5th-Aleisha Hooper

7th Theodora Christodoulou 

9th-Daynah Smith

15th-Moi(Logan Smith) 

16th-Megan Conboy

26th-Hannah Brasier  

SePtEmBeR:

16th-Sue Whiting

17th-Tane Piper

19th-Elizabeth Roath

28th-Jessica Galati

OcToBeR:

7th-Miles Smith  

NoVeMbEr:

6th-Gracie Dorrat-Thorpe 

DeCeMbEr:

5th-Kaalli&Jessica Stavridis 

6th-Debbie Smith

8th-Paris Burford

16th-Caroline Papik

19th-Chantelle Chislett

29th-Jessica Dodd  

>"Colored people are not allowed here."

>

 >The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:

>

>"When I was born I was black,"

>

>"When I grew up I was black,"

>

>"When I'm sick I'm black,"

>

>"When I go in the sun I'm black,"

>

>"When I'm cold I'm black,"

>

>"When I die I'll be black."

>

>"But you sir..."

> 

>"When you're born you're pink,"

>

>"When you grow up you're white,"

>

>"When you're sick, you're green,"

>

>"When you go in the sun you turn red,"

>

>"When you're cold you turn blue,"

>

>"And when you die you turn purple."

>

>"And you have the nerve to call me colored"

>

>The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

>them to be more grown up since they were no longer in kindergarten.

>She told them to use grown up words instead of baby words. She then

>asked them to tell her what they did during the summer.

>

>The first little one said he went to see his Nana. The teacher said,

>"No, No, you went to see your grandmother. Use the grown up word."

>

>The next little one said she went for a trip on a choo-choo. The

>teacher again said, "No, No, you went on a trip on a train. That's

>the grown up word."

>

>Then the teacher asked the third little one what he did during the

>summer. He proudly stated that he read a book. The teacher asked

>what book he had read. He puffed out his chest and in a very adult

>way replied, "Winnie the Shit."

>

>

>Ten year old Johnny rushes home from school. He invades the fridge

>and is scooping out some cherry vanilla ice cream...when his mother

>enters the kitchen. She says, "Put that away Johnny. You can't have

>ice cream now. It's too close to supper time. Go outside and play."

>

>Johnny whimpers and says, "There's no one to play with." Trying to

>placate him, she says, "OK. I'll play with you. What do you want to

>play?" He says, "I wanna play Mommie and Daddy." Trying not to

>register surprise, and to further appease him, she says, "Fine, I'll

>play. What do I do?"

>Johnny says, "You go up to the bedroom and lie down."

>

>Figuring that she can easily control the situation...Mom goes

>upstairs.

>

>Johnny, feeling a bit cocky, swaggers down the hall and opens the

>utility closet. He dons his fathers old fishing hat. As he starts up

>the stairs he notices a cigarette butt in the ashtray on the end

>table. He picks it up and slips it in the corner of his mouth.

>

>At the top of the stairs he moves to the bedroom doorway. His mother

>raises up and says, "What do I do now?" In a gruff manner, Johnny

>says, "Get your butt downstairs and get that kid some ice cream!"

17 times it was too late

49 times you were too tired

20 times it was too hot

15 times you pretended to be sleep

22 times you had a headache

17 times you were afraid of waking the baby

16 times you said you were too sore

12 times it was the wrong time of the month

19 times you had to get up early

9 times you said weren't in the mood

7 times you were sunburned

6 times you were watching the late show

5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdo

3 times you said the neighbors would hear us

9 times you said your mother would hear us

Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory because:

6 times you just laid there

8 times you reminded me there's a crack in the ceiling

4 times you told me to hurry up and get it over with

7 times I had to wake you and tell you I finished

1 time I was afraid I had hurt you because I felt you move

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TO MY DEAR HUSBAND:
I think you have things a little confused. Here are the reasons you didn't get more than you did:

5 times you came home drunk and tried to screw the cat

36 times you did not come home at all

21 times you didn't cum

33 times you came too soon

19 times you went soft before you got in

38 times you worked too late

10 times you got cramps in your toes

29 times you had to get up early to play golf

2 times you were in a fight and someone kicked you in the balls

4 times you got it stuck in your zipper

3 times you had a cold and your nose was running

2 times you had a splinter in your finger

20 times you lost the notion after thinking about it all day

6 times you came in your pajamas while reading a dirty book

98 times you were too busy watching football, baseball, etc. on TV

Of the times we did get together:

The reason I laid still was because you missed and were screwing the sheets.

I wasn't talking about the crack in the ceiling, what I said was, "Would you prefer me on my back or kneeling?"

The time you felt me move was because you farted and I was trying to breathe.